he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Life without a bra equals bliss.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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