i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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