Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
it's like heaven, but drunker
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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