Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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