god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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