She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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