google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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