Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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