Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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