i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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