i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You are a genius and a whore.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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