Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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