eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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