Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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