Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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