Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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