Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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