i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Hippo gnu deer
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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