Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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