If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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