I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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