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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?

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she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.

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Ladies, look at your cat. Now back to me, now back at your cat, now back to me. Unfortunately, she's not me, but she could smell like me.

Submitted by Rosser56 on Jul 19, 10 at 6:44pm

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- best comment ever
  
  Submitted by whoawhoawhoa on Jul 20, 10 at 1:12am
  
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um...the pussy stank?

Submitted by jasboo on Jul 19, 10 at 7:13pm

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My cat perfers to smell fresherest? Fresshy? Freshopolus?? My cat likes pretzels

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 8:27pm

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Rosser56 -- nicely played

Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 19, 10 at 8:49pm

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Hahaha, Rosser.

Submitted by noconcern on Jul 19, 10 at 7:17pm

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Rosser56 - I wish I could 'favorite' your comment! Hilarious!

Submitted by smokemonster on Jul 19, 10 at 11:15pm

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lmao!!! gotta love us 330 ppl!

Submitted by JayBaby87 on Aug 6, 10 at 3:11am

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Rosser56 wins

Submitted by mittyboy on Jul 19, 10 at 7:45pm

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Pussy smelled like fish I take it?

Submitted by Halcion on Jul 19, 10 at 11:04pm

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freshershest. thats a new one.

Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:38pm

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I spilled my cheez-it snack mix I was grubbing on cuz of rosser56 !! Hilarious!!!!

Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 3, 10 at 1:36pm

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Bak away slowly, then turn and run!!

Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 19, 10 at 9:14pm

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I would say mission accomplished.

Submitted by HHScrew on Jul 19, 10 at 6:27pm

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I laughed at this, and then I favorited it because of Rosser's comment. Win.

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 20, 10 at 5:04am

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Because you can't spell deodorant.

Submitted by ViolentViolet on Jul 19, 10 at 7:21pm

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This is stupid and rosser ain't even funny old people are stupid

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:06pm

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it's an old spice commercial for the dumbasses that don't get this.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 3:16am

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P.p.p.p.p.p.POWER!

Submitted by destructo on Jul 20, 10 at 12:35am

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Rosser56 EPIC WIN.

Submitted by pippymiskers on Jul 19, 10 at 10:29pm

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GsusLikesWfls is a lamer.(: I was gonna be first haha. And this text is..wtf? Aha

Submitted by MusicILY on Jul 19, 10 at 6:27pm

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Pretzels...thirsty...

Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 20, 10 at 2:04am

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Gsuslikeswfls wins

Submitted by laxplayer44 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:38am

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Freshershest...I like it.

Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 20, 10 at 3:27pm

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There is an APP for that.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:40pm

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Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 19, 10 at 8:55pm

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Gah these pretzels are makin me firsty..

Submitted by r9310 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:33am

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Cats have to sabatoge our daily hygeine what's next, hamsters will start feeding on the semen of the elderly?!!!!?!?!!!!!?

Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:28pm

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You are all fools

Submitted by foolishfool on Jul 19, 10 at 11:55pm

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Me likey !!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 7:58pm

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These pretzels are making me Firsty! Check it out Firstyfans! Firsty has a twitter account: http://twitter.com/OriginalFirsty

Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 7:17pm

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Ive been wondering about the recent lack of elderly semen in the area..... Damn you hamsters!!!!! Beer dingo... Attack!!!!!!

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 8:45pm

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First

Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:25pm

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Submitted by Rosser56 on Jul 19, 10 at 6:44pm

Submitted by whoawhoawhoa on Jul 20, 10 at 1:12am

Submitted by jasboo on Jul 19, 10 at 7:13pm

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 8:27pm

Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 19, 10 at 8:49pm

Submitted by noconcern on Jul 19, 10 at 7:17pm

Submitted by smokemonster on Jul 19, 10 at 11:15pm

Submitted by JayBaby87 on Aug 6, 10 at 3:11am

Submitted by mittyboy on Jul 19, 10 at 7:45pm

Submitted by Halcion on Jul 19, 10 at 11:04pm

Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:38pm

Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 3, 10 at 1:36pm

Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 19, 10 at 9:14pm

Submitted by HHScrew on Jul 19, 10 at 6:27pm

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 20, 10 at 5:04am

Submitted by ViolentViolet on Jul 19, 10 at 7:21pm

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:06pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 3:16am

Submitted by destructo on Jul 20, 10 at 12:35am

Submitted by pippymiskers on Jul 19, 10 at 10:29pm

Submitted by MusicILY on Jul 19, 10 at 6:27pm

Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 20, 10 at 2:04am

Submitted by laxplayer44 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:38am

Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 20, 10 at 3:27pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:40pm

Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 19, 10 at 8:55pm

Submitted by r9310 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:33am

Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:28pm

Submitted by foolishfool on Jul 19, 10 at 11:55pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 7:58pm

Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 7:17pm

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 8:45pm

Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:25pm

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