Fuck appropriateness.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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