So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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