Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
All I want is dick and wine.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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