We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He has the fingertips of a God
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