I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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