I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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