he wants to bone in the snuggie
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Boobs are out for the taking
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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