They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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