Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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