Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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