I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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