You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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