I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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