that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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