You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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