I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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