Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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