She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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