You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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