its not stalking. its research.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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