bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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