Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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