Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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