Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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