Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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