I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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