Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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