This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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