why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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